Wednesday, January 20, 2010

24 Season 8: Brian Hastings And His Terrible Posture

In case you have not noticed, CTU Director Brian Hastings looks like the bureaucratic weight of the entire world is pushing him down. His slouching is remarkable, distracting and perplexing. That is, until I followed down a lead and came up with a very good explanation for his posture problems:


Hastings previously worked at CTU: Middle Earth. Yep, Hobbits live in small homes... poor bastard. (Rickey, this was all for you, buddy). LOTR, X-Men... what is happening to this blog? Next post I'll do something about punching people, deal?

10 comments:

Rickey Henderson said...

Well done sir! Hastings is by far the slouchiest of all of CTU directors. If he's not dead by the end of S8, Rickey fully expects Hastings to have devolved into Gollum.

nat said...

Bwuhahahahha!!! CTU: Middle Earth... LOL.

His posture was distracting me something awful whilst watching.

Adam said...

@Rickey- I think Hastings will turn into Gary Coleman first.

@nat- Sorry I missed you the other day, I wanted to say welcome back to my site. I'm glad you liked the pic.

Jeff Barnes said...

Has anyone seen this Vanity Fair interview with Katie Sackhoff? Among the topics covered are how she’s able to read really cheesy dialogue, and how often she plans to show her crotch to reporters when she turns 50.
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscars/2010/01/katee-sackhoff.html

Adam said...

Thanks for the link, Jeff- I'll check it out.

Shawn said...

Haha oh man. I am so glad I am not the only one who noticed this. It's been driving me crazy since the moment I saw him.

Anonymous said...

absolutely right.. his posture really was annoying.. he just looked and sounded unintelligent!

Anonymous said...

Not only is his posture bad-his acting is even worse. How do these terrible, awful, horrid actors get jobs?? He isn't even a looker. I am so happy I won't have to look at Chloe's crazy-ass faces anymore--wth is wrong with her?? She always looks constipated & they way she says "Jack" makes my skin crawl. Mary Kate & Ashley are better actors then this cast-jeezow.

Daan said...

Haha oh god, im in the second episode now (thanks theres no spoilers here -yet-), and already his posture has been THAT distracting that it has made me pause the episode and google 'brian hastings annoying'... which lead me here.

THANKS for affirming this, and god I hope it changes but I guess not.

Anonymous said...

Im surprised that EMP blast didnt straighten him out